Fixing The Gateway

Sunday, 10 April 2005 — 9:33pm | Journalism

As one may assert from the title of this post, the big ticket tonight has to do with newspaper reform. However, I am loath to succumb to the impatience of modern audiences and would like to allow a completely unrelated issue to take the stage before I proceed to introduce the headliner.

So scroll ahead if you must, but in keeping with the interdisciplinary (some might flatteringly say omnidisciplinary) coverage of this modest publication, I am going to “geek out” about the latest Viewtiful Joe games on the horizon, if one would pardon the crude but accurate vernacular.

As I have often remarked, Capcom’s Viewtiful Joe is probably my favourite new property from any video game developer in the past five years, even after only two not-dissimilar single-player beat-em-ups. The DS game, Scratch! Viewtiful Joe is not particularly cause for controversy – aside from a surprising preservation of artistic fidelity given that the DS is a substantially lower-end system than the Cube, all it is known to offer is a new touchscreen-activated power, VFX Split.

Far more interesting as blog-fodder is the GameCube title, Viewtiful Joe: VFX Battle, a multiplayer fighting game featuring the four playable characters from the first game (Joe, Silvia, Alastor and Captain Blue) as well as two more from the Japanese cartoon series, Blue Jr. and Sprocket. Two big questions spring to mind faster than you can say “Henshin!” The first is how the time-warping VFX powers Slow and Mach Speed, which lie at the heart of the VJ experience, can be successfully integrated and synchronized in a game where there is more than one player in control.

The second matter, one that elicits even more incredulity, has to do with the character selection. Frankly, if this is the extent of it, I’m not impressed. I’ve dreamed of the possibility of a VJ fighting game, but there’s no point of having one unless you get to play as the bosses. Who doesn’t want to see Hulk Davidson butt heads with Dinosaur Sergeant Big John, or witness Fire Leo take on Frost Tiger in a titanic clash of the elements? I can see why one would avoid this for the sake of balance – the ferocity of the boss characters would have to be taken down several notches – but without them, such a game will not be much more than a standard fighting game with abilities of temporal manipulation that may or may not work.

Capcom has a real gem in their lineup with the Viewtiful Joe brand, and they would be unwise to milk it until its teats run cold and dry, already a fait accompli with the Mega Man franchise and the long-dead Street Fighter series.

Speaking of milking things dry, it is at this point that I would like to segue to a preliminary discussion of what, if anything, is wrong with The Gateway – and, if we accept the premise that something is indeed in error, how to fix it. It is unlikely that this will be my last post on the subject, but I have learnt that it is almost without fail a mistake to promise a future dissertation on anything.

There is a general vibe around campus that the Opinion section of everyone’s favourite independent student publication has made a habitual practice out of rolling in incrementally voluminous congelations of poo-poo. Several private discussions on the matter have convinced me that this is not limited to the demographic that frequents the University of Alberta blog circuit or the Students’ Union Webboard, the latter of which has produced several extended bitch-sessions about this very problem, most notably this one.

I will begin with an admission that I am not an impartial player, hence why I abstained from commenting until the publication was done for the academic year. In the past three years, I have made sparing contributions to the newspaper – not enough to be recognized by all but the most observant volunteers, but sufficient to be considered a Gateway staffer over a contiguous timeframe that persists to this day. Two of those three years included pieces in the Opinion section of which I am not especially proud, not because they contributed to the spiralling juvenility of certain articles, but because they did nothing to stall that downhill momentum.

However, I can attest that as a writer, both Adam Rozenhart and David Berry were pleasant to work with, and almost without fail printed my submissions largely unmolested. I do fear that they were equally easygoing with other writers, though, as a lot of pieces that made their way into the paper should probably have been rejected outright for the sake of quality control.

There are two spheres of operation that have their own shares of responsibility: the volunteer base that writes the articles, and the editorial staff that prints them. I do not believe that it is purely an editorial problem, nor do I believe that removing the paper’s dedicated student funding is something that should even come into consideration. The content of the publication is, after all, entirely volunteer-driven. If the volunteer pool is on the muddy side, there’s very little that can be done aside from recruiting better volunteers in greater quantities. It actually does boil down to a problem of quantity, because good writers show restraint (realizing that only so many hot-button issues inspire good writing), and cannot be counted upon to fill space.

I do not believe that “Why don’t you go write for it if you think you could do so much better?” is an adequate response to a disgruntled readership. “Write a damn letter” is a negligible improvement at most. Not everybody knows how to write, but a hell of a lot of people who can’t write worth a damn can still recognize talentless composition when they see it as readers. It is contingent on a writer to ensure that inflamed responses dispute an article’s substantive matter, not its lack thereof.

Here, then, is my advice to current and prospective Gateway Opinion contributors.

Remember your audience. Shortly after I took a jab at his presidential endorsement in my SU elections postmortem, Ross Prusakowski posted this response:

I think that very few people outside my immediate circle of acquaintances actually read my articles and that regular students don’t at all, mainly because my articles are so SU focused. I don’t think I had any effect on the election and I still think (and will until it’s proven otherwise) that I’m writing mainly for my own amusement and that of the SU involved folk out there. Besides, I don’t believe the Gateway is as powerful a medium as some people like to believe it is in creating caring among students.

Take a packed LRT at around tea-time on a delivery day and you’ll see everyone with a Gateway open. Sit in on a bored classroom with an unobservant lecturer and the effect is similar. It’s true that the undergraduate voting population at the U of A hovers around a relatively impressive, but concretely meagre 20%. I’d place Gateway penetration at something closer to 70%, even if most of its readership picks one up only to skim the headlines and a few choice inset quotations. It amounts to a virtual monopoly on the flow of information fed to students in the thousands. A writer who forgets this is an irresponsible writer.

It doesn’t even matter if students can recognize for themselves that something is puerile and ill-researched; what matters is the lack of a comparably vocal alternative. That should by itself act as an impetus to produce better writing and not waste valuable time and paper.

Stop trying to be funny if you are decidedly unfunny. This is Opinion, not Open Mic Night. If you are going to defend colonialism and support a grand Canadian imperial manifest destiny – in my mind, an entirely defensible task with plenty of historical justification going for it – capitalize on the fact that valid arguments exist, instead of spouting lines out of some asynchronous dub over a stock laugh-track that sum up to a whole lot of nothing. Some writers can fire off one-liners without them being at the expense of actually making a point; observably, some can’t.

Swearing a lot and pulling colloquial interjections out of your ass don’t make you funny. They make you look stupid. (It is incumbent on the editors to not put up with so much of this, but I’ll get to that in a few paragraphs.)

For goodness’ sake, show some restraint. It’s one thing to write a piece because you feel passionate about it. It’s another to write a passion piece when countless others more qualified and more passionate than yourself have already dealt with the issue at length, and the scope of the entire controversy is out of your league.

The old saying goes that if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. I disagree, but I propose this alternative mantra: if you have nothing new to add, don’t say anything at all. Usually, whatever it is you are adding probably isn’t very nice, but that’s okay. Nicholas Tam trumps Conventional Wisdom.

At the editorial level, I propose the following solutions:

Allocate fewer pages to Opinion. Former Editor-in-Chief Chris Boutet offers some hopeful sentiments, which I echo here (emphasis mine):

Obviously, I can’t speak for the paper since I’m no longer involved there, but having run it last year, I imagine the problem with the Opinion section is that the Gateway’s page counts have been pretty steep lately, and when there’s not much happening in the way of sports, news, A&E etc., the Opinion section is the most easily inflated to compensate, which leads to flabby, bloated, centreless sections full of fairly mediocre content. My understanding is that Kaszor has acknowledged this problem and plans to find a way to tighten up the section next year so it only needs to print its best, rather than the majority, of its submissions. But I worry this will remain a problem as long as this many ads are getting sold and the page counts remain this high. Because, contrary to popular belief, there really isn’t that much newsworthy happening on campus on any given day.

Dispense with the platitudes. Repeated flagellations of recently deceased equines should go straight in the bin. This can’t be done if Opinion has too many pages to fill and nobody to fill them except hack writers who exhibit neither restraint nor the sense of perspective to know when an issue is too far out of their league to bite off, much less chew. It will follow from the other remedy just mentioned. Don’t just revise or return for revision – go ahead and reject. The section needs its corset tightened.

Establish a norm of professionalism as it applies to content. The Gateway needs to deal with its latent identity crisis, one that is manifest in the Opinion section moreso than any other. The dichotomy that I speak of is how the paper’s layout, organizational structure, clout and copy-editing rigour strive towards such professional standards, yet in terms of actual content, it exhibits such a desire to be hip, edgy and alternative. One of the undesirable products of the latter is the lax acceptance of casual, conversational rhetoric in order to amplify that homegrown student vibe. I say, do away with it.

There’s nothing wrong with the odd contraction for the sake of flow – after all, we’re not talking about academic papers here, and the register should be accessible enough that the average student can read for pleasure and amusement. Nevertheless, all too often, this is taken too far. I’ve already prescribed a volunteer-side fix for this above, but from the editorial side, set an example and iron out such excessive aberrations.

Using four-letter words writing prose, as the song goes, packs a punch until it is relied upon so excessively that its semantic value suffers from hyperinflation. Snip it out from time to time.

I have high hopes for incoming Opinion honcho Tim Peppin – judging from what I’ve seen him write, he strikes a desirable balance in terms of style. If we are lucky as Gateway-funding readers, he will apply the same principles to keep his volunteer staff in line.

As for how to balance professionalism and that edgy student flavour, all it requires is an act of inversion. Right now, the problem is that there are too many people covering issues that are either mainstream and covered better elsewhere, or irrelevant and cared about by none – with the only distinguishing difference being a nauseatingly conversational tone that attempts wisecracks but produces buttcracks. Professionalism should pervade the prose. Being all hip and student-like should come not so much from the style, but from the autonomous selection of issues under scrutiny – topics big enough that a student audience should give a damn, but ill-covered by the mainstream media. Again, this is at least halfway contingent on the contributing writers, but here lies room aplenty for editorial discretion.

Let articles break the word limit where deserved. How do you fill a high page count, yet introduce extended measures of quality control? Simple – go for depth, not breadth. It’s true that writers should be economizing in a way they by and large are not – you know, like, with the occasional gratuitous and dispensable “you know” or “like.” But sometimes, a span of five to six hundred words is not sufficient to develop a compelling argument, even for a contributor who knows how to pack a lot of content into very little space. Depending on the subject, there are situations where length makes for a better and more persuasive piece, one that will not further deter the audience from reading. Raymond Biesinger bent the restriction frequently in his year as Managing Editor – on one occasion, he gave my esteemed compatriot Stephen eight hundred words of breathing room, and to laudable effect.

Good writers can take a relaxed word limit and run with it. Bad writers shouldn’t even get this far, so they aren’t a concern.

There’s one more bone of contention to address in terms of editorial policy, and it comes from pages 11-12 of the Staff Manual:

Credibility is of utmost importance to the Gateway. As a writer you may think you can report objectively, but we are equally concerned with outside perceptions of a conflict of interest. Participation in certain organizations might be seen as a conflict, and the writer might be asked to choose whether they want to be a member of that organization or the Gateway.

Sometimes this might mean as little as having to work with your editor to set out some limitations regarding what you can and cannot write. For example, if you sit on Students’ Council, you will not be able to write any news or opinion stories about the Students’ union. Similarly, if you have a family member in the University administration, you should avoid any stories pertaining to the administration.

Chris Jones voices this criticism:

I think the thing that bugs me most about the Gateway (and it’s been this way for years) is the insistence on separation from bias. I can understand that the staff wants a paper that’s objective and all that good stuff, but there’s an overly-dogmatic adherence to the notion that every single thing must cover both sides equally, and that you can’t possibly have people with attachments to events write about them.

This manifests itself in a number of ways: for instance, the refusal to let SU-involved people write about the SU or University (which means that neither [Chris] Samuel nor I could write what I’d expect would be insightful and critical articles about both). Similarly, the Gateway as it presently stands would never allow an invited op/ed piece, let alone two facing off against each other on a topic of any controversy, which is standard practice at just about every newspaper – even respected ones!

Last year, while I was still serving on Students’ Council, I had an extensive correspondence with then-EIC Chris Boutet about this very matter (albeit one that I have since lost). It is, on the whole, a much bigger fish to fry than the lemon-pepper sole I just butterflied before your very eyes. Let’s leave it for a sequel, shall we?


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