Let’s not name any names
Volunteer advertisement, today’s Gateway, page 8:
What have you been doing this weekend?
If your answer is lining up in front of Chapters decked out in your full Hogwarts regalia for your copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and then reading the entire book in three hours, and then spoiling the ending on your blog, and then lamenting the improbability of a romantic relationship between Draco and Hermione, then you clearly need to try something else next weekend.
You know what you can do? Write for Gateway Sports!
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